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2019沙雕幽默句子(幽默沙雕句子:每次剪头发都像一次赌博,很显然,我就没赢过)

夏天到了,有喜欢玩水的朋友吗? 可以来我家免费洗碗、洗筷子、洗衣服。

2019沙雕幽默句子(幽默沙雕句子:每次剪头发都像一次赌博,很显然,我就没赢过)

Summer is coming, is there anyone who likesto play with water? You can come to my houseto wash dishes, chopsticks and clothes for free.

2019沙雕幽默句子(幽默沙雕句子:每次剪头发都像一次赌博,很显然,我就没赢过)

世界上最遥远的距离,就是我眼中的1cm和理发师眼中的1cm。

2019沙雕幽默句子(幽默沙雕句子:每次剪头发都像一次赌博,很显然,我就没赢过)

The furthest distance in the world is 1cm in my eyes and barbers' eyes.

2019沙雕幽默句子(幽默沙雕句子:每次剪头发都像一次赌博,很显然,我就没赢过)

年纪轻轻的我,事业和爱情就已经取得了平衡,都没有!

When I was young, I had achieved a balance between career and love, none of them!

每次剪头发都像一次赌博,很显然,我就没赢过。

Every time I go to the barber shop and get a haircut, it's like gamble, obviously, I've never won.

理发师总能找到方法让我丑得五花八门,剪之前想换个发型,剪之后想换张脸。

Hairdressers always find ways to make meugly. I want to change my hair before I cut it, and I want to change my face after it.

道理我都懂,可是听到别人喊美女的时候,我还是忍不住要回头。

I understand the truth, but I can't help turning back when I hear other people calling beautiful women.

现在骗子特别多,大家出门要小心了,今天街上有个人说快要热死了热死了,我跟了他三条街他都没死。

Now there are so many cheaters that weshould be careful when we go out. Today, a man in the street said that he was going to die because of the weather, but I followed him three blocks and he didn't die.

每当我准备存钱的时候,总有个声音对我说:对自己好点。

Whenever I'm ready to save money, there's always a voice saying to me: be good to yourself.

我觉得我上辈子是指南针,因为我太“难”了。

I think I was a compass in my previous existence, because I was too "difficult".

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